Whoopi Goldberg is not Jewish...

...and her real name is Caryn Elaine Johnson.

Whoopi you stupid, arrogant, conceited, dummy.  'I just know I am Jewish. I practice nothing. I don’t go to temple, but I do remember the holidays,' she once said. That's not how it works, ignoramus. There's a joke in here some place, 'A black woman walks into a schul...' Fucking imbecile. 

Interestingly we're Jewish but have never felt Jewish. We've always felt Protestant. Which makes sense as we come from Reform Judaism, the Protestantism of the Jewish World. We always wanted to be Irish Catholic. We checked and one cannot, in fact, convert to Irish.

Segway...we've read reports that Joe and the Iranians are close to a deal. This blog is not surprised. We saw this morning that the Israelis are going to sell Iron Dome to the UAE, which is at once remarkable and hilarious. When reached for comment, the late Shimon Peres said, 'Boy is it hot down here...we're selling weapons to Arabs now? Holy crap!'

There will be war in the Middle East. 

 

We allow ourselves a bit of fun and optimism about the Canadian Freedom Truckers but remain pessimistic as to the ultimate outcome. Stroock's Books' man on the ground in Canada says Justin isn't used to being challenged and has no idea how to handle it. Justin may be in real trouble, our man thinks.* He also points out that if Truckers really want to shut things down they can just go on strike. We have no idea how things will play out. But we will note that oftentimes things happen slowly then all at once.

Roll Canada. Roll Maple Leafs.**

As the Justin's standoff with the Freedom Truckers continues The National Post reports, 'Conservative Leader [and wuss] Erin O’Toole is facing a direct challenge to his leadership that could oust him from the top job as early as Wednesday.' Stroock's Books enthusiastically endorses MP Pierre Pollievre for CPC leader. Click and behold. Coulda' had Max, as Small Dead Animals likes to say. Follow them for the latest on the Freedom Truckers.  

Ladies and gentlemen, the Prime Minister of Canada:

*Justin's real dad is Fidel Castro. Not kidding. Look it up.

**Reference.