Don't trust Seymour Hersch or PDF Companies

The windows are sitting in a fucking warehouse in Philadelphia. 

And we have to take to the phones this morning to deal with another issue with another company. Well fuck all, that went badly. Needless to say, stay away from SODA PDF. So, we've taken to Twitter.  

We are having a great week, creatively. We can say that. 

Hmmm....The Great Nuclear War of 1975 is advancing while The Aftermath of 1976 is receding. But! If people read 75 they will get to 76. Sales on pace to fall about...15 percent off of last month. Almost like magic, sales follow historical patterns. It's almost as if we know what the hell we're talking about. 

We don't really trust Seymour Hersch. He's one of those ancient journalists that believes he has unique insight and power to discern the truth. See also Bob Woodward. Also, we ask ourselves, could our incompetent government really blow up an undersea pipeline? We shrug indifferently. We dunno. We guess. 

Sorry Bibi, we don't agree with this at all: 'The government is expediting a law imposing sweeping new restrictions on freedom of worship at the Western Wall, banning egalitarian, mixed-gender prayer at a section of the holy site where it is now allowed, criminalizing the activity of the Women of the Wall prayer rights group, and banning visitors from wearing attire deemed immodest.' When we say Haredi/Hasidic Jews can be complete assholes, crap like this would be what we're referring to. Whoops, Bibi. Looks like they're shelving the bill. Speculation: Bibi let the bill go to the Knesset to placate the Haredi, also to show them what will happen when they go to far.

The Thursday Downer or What Will's Watching: Take Your Pills, Xanax. Watch the trailer. We've never taken Xanax, but we do have a pill mentioned in the documentary. You know the one where we say we could stuff a family in a freezer, pop a couple of those babies, and be totally okay with it. Yeah, that one's in the doc. There's a telling part of Take Your Pills, where a doctor points out that the industry and medical professions won't listen to patients' concerns. Yeah, been there. At one point we were on three pills. When the doctor wanted to prescribe another we said, 'Whoa.' If three pills fail four is not the answer. We're down to one pill, our quaalude knockout pill, and we've been experimenting with going clean.  We wake up in the night anyway, so what's the goddamn point?