A Friday Fek

Baaaa! We futilely swipe at the air. Today we have joint pain and inflammation in both feet. Why do we have these chronic foot problems? The minor but constant ache is very, very tiring and we're exhausted. What about going to a doctor? That means prescriptions, follow ups, consultations...it's a whole can o warms. How bad are the feet? We just paid our neighbor's Mexican guys to mow our lawn. The only other time we did that was autumn 20/20, when we had debilitating foot pain. 

Yesterday we were informed by a car dealership that they had the car we wanted to test drive on the lot. We went down there only to find that they did not, in fact, have said car on the lot. The salesman claimed they'd have the car in a few days and if we put down $500 they'd hold it. Okaaaay, we said. The salesman brought out a contract to buy with very vague language about the $500. Mrs. Stroock, who reviews legal documents all day, was not impressed. Neither were we. So we walked as the salesman scrambled to get to his manager before we drove off. We walked with extreme prejudice. 

We're in the mood for a fight. Let's go pick one. Robert E. Lee was just as aggressive as U.S. Grant and has just as much blood on his hands. And Eli Manning is more successful than his older brother. Also, gas grills are better that charcoal grills. 

Israel Radar reports that the Israelis are getting ready to go all Olde Testament on Iran. 'Israel practices attack on Iran in Europe: Dozens of Israeli fighter jets plus refueling aircraft & spy planes fly to Greece and back, simulate strike missions with live munitions; all targets destroyed in exercise. https://t.co/sVKeq6PMn6.'

The distance from Israel to Greece is the same as the distance from Israel to Iran. We used to write about this drill for Strategy & Tactics. The Jew us touching up and sharpening his skills. The Jew is polishing his sword.  Some real wrath of god type stuff with a cool biblical code name is about to go down, man. Operation David...Operation Moses...Operation...Charleton Heston. [That joke is soooo played out -Ed]. And right before Rosh Hashanah too.

Tonight is the first night of Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish new year. It's 5784. We'll be attending services tonight and tomorrow morning. Our participation is a matter of form rather than faith. We ain't no Ben Shapiro.  Anyway, Shanah Tova.