Will Goes the Full Ashkenazi

Good morning assembled Stroock's Books readership. We're having another cool, crisp morning today, followed by a pleasant afternoon. 

Yesterday the Israelis took out a pair of Hezbollah commanders in Lebanon and were running around northern Gaza blowing stuff up. The IDF is 'elevating readiness' for an assault on Rafah. The US House of Representatives passed a resolution declaring the 'from the river to the sea' chant to be antisemitic*. Quite right. The Israelis are going to do something to Iran. We don't know what. We don't know when. They may have already done it. You know what the imams say. This blog has counselled patience on hitting Iran and in our estimation that patience is paying off. This is shaping up to be another good week for Israel. 

Yep: 'American Jews have seen an unprecedented increase in antisemitic incidents far exceeding any other annual tally in the past 45 years, the Anti-Defamation League said on Tuesday, after a report showing a spike of 140% since the previous year, in an averaged about 24 anti-Jewish incidents in the U.S. per day. The staggering figures were attributed to the ongoing war in Gaza, [sic]' reports Ynet. New Jersey comes in third among states with 860 incidents. This is because we have a large Jewish population so more targets, and a large Muslim population, estimated to be 300,000 +.  Thank god for half a million in-state Hindus. 

Most Juden hass is leftwing, but we do run into rightwing Juden hass online. We used to see it a lot on Gab and were seeing it now on Substack with a couple retards pestering our notes there. We just restack these reprobates and use their idiocy for content. Some of these green-toothed pineys insist missile defense doesn't work. One is weirdly obsessed with claiming that Ashkenazi Jews come from Europe. Yes, after first being expelled from the Judea by the Romans in 70 AD, we point out, fucktard.** 

For the record, yes we are less hostile to the ADL than we once were. In other shockers, we're starting to think untold billions for Ukraine is a good idea. Exit question: is Will reembracing his neoconservative roots? 

After a day feeling triumphant over the completion of Standoff at San Miguel we're back to normal. We read over War Night's nuclear missile silo story and came away thinking, 'What the fuck is this? Who the fuck are these people? Why are they sitting in a launch control center talking about their feelings? And this opening paragraph sucks.'

*Introduced by our own Congressman Tom Kean, pictured below:

** Our own 23&Me test shows lots of European DNA...and a specific Ashkenazi DNA strand separate from European DNA strands. We are 48.6 percent Ashkenazi (thanks, Dad) and the rest is nice, northern European German, English and Scottish stock (thanks, Mom). While it is true no one is going to see us in a crowd, point and say, 'There's a Jew' we're actually pretty darkly complexioned in the Mediterranean style. The sun loves us (Irish we ain't), and we turn a nice apricot color after a few days at the beach.