Ireland May not Suck but the Bears Do

We managed an Arturo Fuente yesterday with a couple of pints from the Irish pub 'sampler pack' that Diageo sells to Americans dumb enough to think, 'Ooooo, Irish pub sampler pack' and hum Irish songs* they learned at Ireland's Four Ps (Falls Church, Virginia) back in the 90s, while carrying said sampler pack to the register. 'Anáil nathrach, ortha bháis is beatha, do chéal déanaimh!' If you know, you know. 

It seems New Jersey's own Rutgers was in a bowl game yesterday, NJ.com reports. We didn't watch. They lost. So ends the Big Ten powerhouse's season. 

We did watch most of the Bears/Seahawks game last night. The Bears lost 6-3. Their record is now 4-12. The Bears suck. Actually, they've sucked for a long time. In fact, since Mike Ditka left in 1992, the Bears are the dullest franchise in the NFL. Okay, they did go to the Super Bowl in 2006. Quick, name their quarterback. Name one exciting play. The highlight of that Superbowl was Prince's rain-soaked halftime performance, playing Purple Rain in the rain. The Bears need help. Help is not on the way and the Bears will continue to suck. 

Just as we hit the Publish button yesterday, we saw Israel was bombing the Houthis. Those Jews, clever as always, as the imams say. Related: Israel Radar argues that Israel should hit Iran's nuclear program now. Don't wait for Trump. Demonstrate Israeli independence from the United States. We agree.  What you gonna do about it, Joe? More: were Israel to hold an election today, Netanyahu's coalition would win 48/120 Knesset seats. Lucky for Bibi the Opposition is divided and disorganized. One day the opposition will unite under Naftali Bennett, and then he will become Prime Minister. That day is not today.

The Jews have infiltrated American minor league baseball. We'll be there. Exit question, will Jew-hating Hamas protestors show up and how much extra police will be needed?

Thoughts on the coming annexation of Canada: when we take over, we'll open special Canadian Schools so we can teach Canadians the rudiments of the American way of life. 

*♭ And it's no way never....no way never no more...we'll play the wild rover...no never, no more.♭  [What lies they are telling about us? How dare they insult the King!-Ed] shut up, Ed. You bloody Brits should be ashamed of yourselves. [Oh, back to liking Ireland again are we? When are you going back over there?-Ed]