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Baaaah....we woke up with a sore knee. It should loosen up this morning but still. Ah, there we go. Why did we feel a sudden, razor-sharp pain in our right triceps? And what could have melted the varnish on the end table in a geometric square pattern? We swipe at the air and drink our grog. Or coffee anyway. 

It's cold this morning but will warm up to 40 today, and 50 the rest of the week. The daylight hours are longer and the girls are leaving for school in the light. 

We're already bored with the Trump/Vance/Zelensky three way [don't you mean tag team?-Ed]. Yes, that's what we meant. Absolutely. But we'll pile on anyway. Mr. Z there just had to be nice, grateful, say some platitudes, and kiss up to Trump. And would it have killed him to wear a tie? You're going to the White House. That's it. Why yesterday Netanyahu recorded a message in which he did all those things after Marco Rubio expedited a $3 billion arms sale to Israel. Think Bibbi doesn't know who frosts his cupcake?

As another example, here's Bibi's 2024 Christmas message to Christians in the Holyland and around the world. Gratitude and graciousness are so easy. Exit question: how would Zelensky have fucked up a Christmas message? 

Oh look, Trump addresses congress tonight. Won't that be fun? What's the bingo card look like? 

-Squad harpies dressed in white.

-Rashida Tlaib shouting ‘Free P********.

-Dem walk out.

-John Fetterman applauding.

-Jasmine Crockett heckling president.

-Guest appearance by Netanyahu.

-Assassination attempt by disgruntled Canadian.

DOGE report: Yesterday we read through another chapter in War Night. It's a damn shame what we did to Lexington, Kentucky. We're about halfway done. The Arkansas missile silo story awaits! We read through a quartet of scenes in chapter II of the Battle of Derry and did some serious rewriting. That's the gig, man.  Things are getting downright farcical in Derry, with the Irish Rangers having to drive a Catholic mob away from the Apprentice Boys Memorial Hall within the very Walls of Derry. IYKYK.