Good afternoon, people of Stroock's Books, whoever (whomever?) you may be [You're 52 years old and you don't know the grammar -Ed]. Sorry, I wasn't a finalist in the National Grammar Rodeo like you, Ed.
Anyway, welcome to the Friday fuck-all.
What do we got today?
Jimmy Kimmel sucks. Just try being funny, jerk. Oh look, John Stewart had a 23 minute anti-Trump monologue last night. Then there's Keith Olbermann. It's hard to disagree with what Matt Walsh tweeted the deranged man. These people are unwell. The left is gonna murder some other prominent conservative, aren't they?
What Will's Watching: the Charlie Sheen doc. Okay, Charlie is clean, sober, and everything's all right now. Okay....this blog hopes so but remains skeptical. We don't understand why the man is still alive. We're actually a touch resentful. We gotta pop a bunch of pills, watch what we eat, and spend 5-7 hours a week at the gym to stay upright. What's the man's secret? Winning, we guess.
Baaaaa....actually we've had a pretty good day with the first new nuke story. We know everything now. But we're sick of this Irish shit and sorely tempted to switch back to The Managua Campaign. We know we could rattle off 20,000 words in October no problemo. And who doesn't want to blow the fuck out of the Sandinistas? [You used to want to blow the fuck out of the IRA, knobhead. And shouldn't one watch one's phrasing?-Ed] Yes one should. Ludendorffing, in which one follows the juju from one project to the other, can be a problem. But it can also be quite useful. Yes, yes that is what we'll do isn't it? Screw Ireland.
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