The Friday Fek

Good Friday afternoon and good Shabbos, Stroock's Books Kibbutzim.  

The anticipated riots over the death of that Good woman in Minneapolis have yet to materialize.* There's always hope for the weekend. It's a good thing the Vikings aren't in the playoffs. Lord knows the trouble protesters would make at a Vikings game, or how the NFL might try to martyr that woman. Exit question: has the Party determined that riots won't help the revolution? 

However, Protests are gaining momentum in Iran. We remain cautious but hopeful. Suggestion. A B-2 strike on Iranian leadership might be helpful, no? 

John Harbaugh Giants watch: still nothing. Okay, we admit there may be some other great coaches available after this weekend. Lafleur out of Green Bay and McDermott out of Buffalo. You'd have to be morons to fire either one of them, though. We admit we've got our heart set on Harbaugh. Mmmm....shiny. 

DOGE Report: We blew right through the second chapter of the Battle of Derry in World War 1990: Ireland or Whatever it's Called.

We're making slow, incremental progress on the Thatcher's War interlude chapter. After causing all that havoc in New York City, Ingham's going to pay a visit to an old friend he dumped in New Jersey in the beginning of the war. 

*You know, we're not entirely unsympathetic. We don't want that woman dead, for certain. But we ourselves are a husband, father of three, and more or less respectable [Meaning?-Ed] Meaning we don't do dumb shit like confront the police. Reminder, resisting arrest and fleeing the scene is NEVER a good strategy for a police encounter.