De Blasio to Jews: This way to the Showers

It's Israeli Independence Day. Take that Pharaoh.

Speaking of, failed New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio tells Jews he's gonna get 'em:

My message to the Jewish community, and all communities, is this simple: the time for warnings has passed. I have instructed the NYPD to proceed immediately to summons or even arrest those who gather in large groups. This is about stopping this disease and saving lives. Period.

— Mayor Bill de Blasio (@NYCMayor) April 29, 2020

Reader(s) of this blog know we're no fans of Hasidic Jews, but we'll say this for them. Jerks they may be, but all those Hasidic Jews who ignored quarantine orders and contracted the kung flu are now stepping forward and donating blood plasma with Wuhan virus anti-bodies.

Hey de Blasio: Report This!

The New York Post* reports that on Bolshevik mayor Bill de Blasio's order's, NYC set up a Wuhan Virus snitch line. Text 331-692:

Mayor Bill de Blasio’s critics let him know how they really felt about him ordering New Yorkers to snitch on each other for violating social-distancing rules — by flooding his new tip line with crank complaints including “dick pics” and people flipping the bird, The Post has learned.

We sent a pic of the OK symbol and, 'Eat it, commie!'

You people know what to do. 

*Paper of record.

America to New Yorkers: Drop Dead

New Yorkers are taught to loath the rest of the country. We know. We were one. 

You know how Kentucky don't want no Hoosiers in their state, and any good LSU fan would have to think long and hard before throwing a life preserver to a drowning Alabama fan? These are intense, but friendly rivalries. 

But New Yorkers mean it. They really loath the rest of the country. Civilization stops at the Hudson. We agree actually, but in reverse. Daily News columnist Jimmy Breslin used to write about 'low IQ states'. Yeah, well you're the ones who elected an incompetent commie mayor, pal. Whose got the low IQ now?

Which is why various state and local governments trying flush out New Yorkers fleeing The CCP virus is hilarious. In Cape Cod locals want the town to close the bridges. Florida state cops are checking ID at the border. The governor of Rhode Island has called out the National Guard to make door to door checks. It's like the Diary of Ann Frank in Providence.

Welcome Back Kotter and also the Subway Graffiti

The bums are on the corner. The squeegee men are at it. The beggars are active. The turnstile jumpers are having a great time. And the subway graffiti is back. We expect to see John Travolta strutting up the street.

Is it art? Who knows? But it is Bill De Blasio's New York. An unmistakable sign of decline for a city run by a communist. Who wants to bet subway crime is spiking. Curtis Sliwa your office is on the line.

The heart of the Democrat party lies with people who reject the Giuliani legacy and miss the old New York. Here's what we wrote about them and De Bolshevik for Inforos.

This blog urges New Jersey governor Phil Murphy to blow up the Hudson River crossings and deploy the National Guard along the border.

Outro:

De Blasio takes NYC back to 70's Form

Via Instapundit, the New York Post has NYPD police union video documenting the astonishing return of graffiti to the NYC subway system. Mrs. Stroock reports she herself has seen such.

This is bad, this so unbelievably bad. When the graffiti is back, when the turnstile jumpers operate with impunity, when the muggers return to the subway, your city is going to hell.

This is what lefties like Mayor Bill De Blasio (S-Managua) don't get about petty crime. It's a quality of life issue. These are the idiots, and they are out there, people, who miss the Old New York. The New York of Taxi-Driver and Midnight Cowboy.

Here's what we wrote about De Blasio and the old New York for Inforos:

On a cool spring night in 1990, this author and his father were driving back from a New York Yankees game at Yankee Stadium in the notorious South Bronx. When we made a wrong turn and went through a tunnel, our father rolled up the windows, locked the doors and told this author to look straight ahead. As we emerged from the tunnel, out came a squeegee man rubbing the car windshield with a rag and demanding money. This was the New York of high crime and urban decay, when Times Square was filled with porn shops and peep shows and the subways were covered in graffiti. This was the Old New York.

Oh, how's the no bail reform working out?

Soon NYC will go the way of Los Angeles and San Francisco. Thanks, Bill, thanks a lot.

Long time reader(s) know this blog's stance on NYC. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Bill de Blasio, Bolshevik

Our latest at Inforos on Mayor Bill De Blasio:

On a cool spring night in 1990, this author and his father were driving back from a New York Yankees game at Yankee Stadium in the notorious South Bronx. When we made a wrong turn and went through a tunnel, our father rolled up the windows, locked the doors and told this author to look straight ahead. As we emerged from the tunnel, out came a squeegee man rubbing the car windshield with a rag and demanding money. This was the New York of high crime and urban decay, when Times Square was filled with porn shops and peep shows and the subways were covered in graffiti. This was the Old New York.

Click on over... 

Freak Show in Miami

We're referring of course to NYC's most disliked mayor, Bill De Blasio, who goes down to Miami and shouts 'Hasta Victoria la siempre!'

Which is a Che Guevara quote.

In Miami.

For foreign readers, South Florida is home to hundreds of thousands of Cuban refugees and their descendants who, let's just say, don't have a sense of humor about communism. Why a few years ago Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen made an off the cuff quip about admiring Castro and was suspended after the public outcry.

It's not just the Cubans. 

There's thousands of Nicaraguan immigrants in South Florida who fled Daniel Ortega's Sandinista regime, with whom De Blasio used to pal around. Lot's of Colombians as well, who don't like Commies either and whose homeland specializes in kicking FARC ass.

During the Cold War Miami was the GHQ of Latin American anti-communist efforts.

Miami ain't no Berkeley.

Hey De Blasio, how about going home and doing something about the bums and squeegee men?

Look at this picture...what a creep.

Graffiti that Bench

We've noted before that the after 25 years of the House of Clinton treating the Democrat Party like one of Bill's Arkansas State Employees the Dems have bench problems. Or do they?

We now shift to the Big Apple. This is the city in whose shadow we have spent most of our lives. NYC is famous for many things, graffiti being one of them, hence the title of this post. The graffiti was one of a hundred quality of life issues that Rudy Giuliani focused on during his fabulously successful two terms as mayor. The left always mocked Rudy's 'broken windows' theory of crime management. Remember, they miss the old New York of Kitty Genovese, Son of Sam, the Burning Bronx, the '77 Blackout, etc etc. If the left could, they'd put the peep shows and porn shops back in Time Square.

This brings us to Mayor Bill De Blasio (Sandinista, Nicaragua). Like the previously mentioned Gavin Newsom of SF, Mayor Bill checks off all the right boxes and he comes with a  few bonuses. He tried to get rid of the handsome cabs and he hates cops, plus, here's a big one, the city is going to hell again. The last time I was in NYC, unfortunately a few weeks ago, I saw bums laying in the streets and was accosted by a sqweeji man.

Ahhhh... that takes me back. I remember once in 1990 my dad and I went to a Yankees game, at night. Dave Eiland started but he came out with arm trouble to be replaced by Eric Plunk. After he gave up five runs I shouted, 'Hey Plunk! You suck!' to which me old man replied, 'Thank you for that editorial comment.' We were sitting next to a pair of drunk Puerto Ricans [in the South Bronx? You don't say? -Ed] In front of us were a bunch of Japanese businessmen, no doubt on a trip to buy some expensive real estate, and ironically, some Krauts. Yes, I had fun with that. Anyhoo, when we left the game me old man made a wrong turn, we went under a bridge after which my dad locked the doors. We emerged to be accosted by a bum trying to wash the windshield.

All that's left is for de-Blas to reinstall the porn shops n Times Square and we're good to go.

So de Blasio has definite appeal in the Democrat Party primary. Let's say he's got the old Howard Dean block locked up.