Ben Shapiro on Chanukah

Ben Shapiro explains Chanukah to idiot American Reform Jews and the Harris':

And never was a Facepalm more needed. Fuck-heads.

Friday Flag, Chanukah Edition

It's the second night of Chanukah and we should probably say something. 

Remember, Gentiles, Chanukah is a minor holiday and grew in importance only due to post-WWII Christmas hysteria. The big ones are Rosh Hoshana, Yom Kippur and of course, Charleton Heston week, sometimes called Passover. They don't even make a big deal about Chanukah over in Israel. Hmmm...wonder if the 300,000 or so South American Jews make a fuss. Probably.

Here we are lighting a minora last year and here's the Friday Flag:

That flag is a gift from a dear friend from college, 25 years ago now, who first got us into flying flags. It was a Jersey shore thing.

Chanukah the Eighth (but not craziest) Night

We suspect reader(s) have been waiting for the obligatory Adam Sandler Chanukah Song post. It hasn't come becuase we were only vaguely aware the song and were triggered this morning by the great M Steyn. Here it is:

Ironically we recall watching that performance live in our dorm room.

As Steyn has noted the secret to Jewish cultural success in America has been making oneself cute. Sandler does it here. Look whose Jewish!

Tonight we'll be hosting our end of Chanukah party, which is not really a thing, but just an excuse to have a neighborhood get-together. There will be one other Jewish family (those crazy Russians we know) a couple of atheists and a lot of Hindus.

There's a joke in there someplace, but it would take a Jew to find it.

Chanukah: The Second Night

We have long argued that Trump is our first Jewish President. He is at least the most Jewish Gentile we've seen since Charleton Heston.

This week, Jews around the world will celebrate the miracles of Hanukkah. @FLOTUS Melania and I send our very best wishes for a blessed and Happy Hanukkah! https://t.co/LrnGcc86w4 pic.twitter.com/Kdjeyvkzmb

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 2, 2018

Trump is certainly a Judeophile. Ezra Levant lets you all in on the big secret: