Showing posts with label Chinese Virus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chinese Virus. Show all posts

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Your Wuhan China Virus from China Saturday Updates

There are 890 cases of the Chinese Wuhan Virus from Wuhan China in New Jersey, 30 cases in Somerset County and five cases in Bridgewater.

Number of announced cases here in Chindia: 0.0.

Announced.

So we did a little research and it turns out there are 8,900,000 people in New Jersey and 42,000 people in Somerset County. We don't mean to downplay things. We believe there is anecdotal evidence that America has had the CCP China Virus for much longer than is believed.

Anecdotal.

The week of home schooling went better than we ever expected it would go.

We have 100 pages to go on World War 1990: Battle of the Three Seas. Here's what that means. We are reading the hard copy, noting a few words we'd like to change, noting a few typos. We will make those changes to the final Word doc. Once that is completed we will go back through the hard copy, check that we made the changes and check that those changes are correct. Then we're done.

Nuke 1975 is 10,000 words. Can we finish it by April? No idea. In April Nederlandse becomes numero uno, the top dog, the big cheese, the head honco, el jeffe grande.

We've been doing some light weight lifting and push-ups followed by 5 miles on the exercise bike. It's a decent sweat anyway and takes 45 minutes. Our normal workouts were an hour.

The Strooklettes have taken to doing 'Corona' dances. Mrs. Stroock does not approve.

New Jersey's Attorney General, one Gurbir S Grewal, Tweeted that it might be illegal to say that the China Virus from Wuhan China comes from Wuhan China. You people know what we did next.

Friday, March 13, 2020

The Chinese Wuahn Virus and The Dems

This blog can think of ways to attack Trump over the Chinese Wuhan Virus*, but slamming him over travel bans ain't it.  As we asked our own moronic virtual signaling d-bag  congressman who worked for a state department which sent Iran pallets of cash, Tom Malinowski, would you have someone from Florence in your home? I've already tweeted hin, offering his staff proofing jobs for when they're looking for work next January.

Sunsetting Slow Joe and that degenerate communist from Vermont are debating on Sunday, will the panelists even ask them practical questions about containment and treatment? Of course not. Every question will be framed in a way so as to bash Trump.

Oh and San Fran Nan tried to sneak abortion funding into the Corona bill. A great Strategerist is that one.

Any pundits actually worried about these people beating Trump and the GOP in November needs to stop commenting on politics and follow something more their speed. Like a spelling Bee.*

*What's with the tests? Why not do all this two weeks ago?
**Reference. Also those Indian and Chinese kids are waaaaaay smarter then they.