1/13/20 in New Jersey

New Jersey's man-child senator....is packing it in. NJ.com reporter Jonathan D. Salant is visibly aroused:

Booker was considered a top tier candidate when he entered the race in February 2019. But he hovered in the low single digits in opinion polls, even as he built strong organizations to get out the vote in the early primary and caucus states. His soaring rhetoric inspired audiences and won him kudos at every debate he participated in...

Narrator: No, he didn't.

Any who, we voted for Booker. Chris Christie said is was ok:

8-1-19 in New Jersey or Newark Anyway

New Jersey's own Corey Booker was at last night's debate.

Ben Shapiro says,' He's got nothing. He's going nowhere.  He's rehearsed. He's annoying. Forget it. Done.'

Booker defended Baltimore, inner-cities and attacked Trump.  Booker was mayor of Newark. Newark was a crap-hole before Booker was mayor. Newark was a crap-hole while Booker was mayor. Newark is a crap-hole now.*

We're pretty sure we voted for Booker.

We vaguely remember something with Booker and him pulling people from a burning building. Later he cut a cool commercial with Chris Christie.

So why not?

Booker will be keeping his senate job.

*Excepting the Portagees of course!

7-10-19 in New Jersey

Senator Corey Booker, for whom we voted, is an idiot:

"But should I become president of the United States, and the stars in the universe line up, and my team is the Super Bowl champions that year, I’m telling you right now, when they’re in the White House, I will turn to the world and say — it won’t be a slip of the tongue — I will say, ‘I am proud to be here with the New Jersey Giants. At that point, I figure I will have swagger, Secret Service, the nuclear codes. Are they really going to step to me and correct me?”

Thus Spartacus proclaimed in an interview with Brad Jenkins.*

OK, for those who don't know the New York Giants actually play across the river in New Jersey. Met Life stadium is just one of the many eyesores one encounters on the northern spur of the New Jersey Turnpike.**

Giants Stadium opened in 1976.

The Jets used to play there too, despite their fan base being on Staten Island and Long Island. Nobody ever pined for the New Jersey Jets. 

Northern New Jersey is Giants country.

At one point one used to see New Jersey Giants stickers here and there, but it hasn't really been a point of contention for decades.

*Obama flunky.
**See also the Pulaski Skyway, Newark.

Request for Comment

Having heard nothing from Senator Booker about his groping teenage girls, we thought we'd try Tom Malinowski, Dem candidate in our own NJ 7 District:

My name is William Stroock.

I am an author and blogger living in Bridgewater.

I've been writing about Brett Kavanaugh and the response of New Jersey politicians to the affair.

To that end, has Tom Malinowski ever committed any acts similar to those alleged by Judge Kavanaugh's accusers?

Thank you for your time.

Is Senator Booker a serial Groper?

We have called and emailed Senator Booker's office (press@booker.senate.gov) and received  no response to our questions about his possible youthful indiscretions:

My name is William Stroock. I am an author and blogger living in Bridgewater, New Jersey.

Corey Booker has already admitted to groping a friend when he was 15. To the best of his knowledge has the senator groped anyone else?

This is my second request for comment.

Thank you for your time.

William Stroock