Maureen Dowd is Always Bad for Women

Via head Trumpologist Don Surber, Maureen Dowd is aroused...sexually:

"Bathed in a golden glow, Brad Pitt plays a world-weary stunt man and handyman to Leo’s Western star, Rick Dalton. Pitt’s character is a former war hero in the great mid-century tradition of American cinema. He reflects many of the values that America once proudly stood for: toughness without belligerence, charm without smarminess, loyalty without question. He is masculine yet chivalrous. The iconic performance evokes other movie exemplars of the American male: Humphrey Bogart in 'Casablanca,' Paul Newman in 'Cool Hand Luke,' Steve McQueen in 'Bullitt,' Clint Eastwood in 'Dirty Harry.' (Pitt’s significant other is a pit bull named Brandy — another contrast with Trump, who avoids dogs.)"

Dowd goes on to compare Pitt's character to...President Trump. Of course Trump is a real-estate mogul, television star and President of the United States. You're damn right Dowd has fantasized about the President grabbing her pussy.

Remember back in the 90's when Dowd struggled with that strange tingling she felt when Bill Clinton was on TV? Remember all that time she spent writing about Ken Starr? How about all those barbs against W's Texasness. She loathed it. Yeah, sure she did.

Ahhh...the Spinster Dowd, forever trying to understand why she is alone and childless.

Remember, Feminism is always bad for women.

Third Cough's the Charm

Back in 2000 the great Don Imus said of the Clintons, 'They are never going away.' He was right of course.

Here we are, in 2018 and the Clintons are still around. As our friend William Katz at Urgent Agenda likes to say, the Clintons have been on the national scene longer than Franklin Roosevelt.

The Spinster Dowd* attended their pathetically attended talk in Toronto and notes:

The Clintons refuse to be discarded. It has been their joint project for half a century to be at the center of the public scene and debate. The way that the whole thing came crashing down in 2016 is too hard for them to bear. They would like to rewrite the ending, but there is no way to do that.

Quite right. Chelsea lives in our old NY 19 congressional district, about 20 minutes from the Stroocks of New York State. We actually know exactly where Villa de Clinton is as cousins of ours grew up in Chappaqua. Chelsea's running. 

But so is Hillary! As it is written, Hillary! will run. These people just can't take 'no' for an answer. Just ask Juanita Broderick. A cheap joke, but true.

Hillary!'s going to try for the Dem nomination in 2020. Given the weak and crowded Dem field we here at William Stroock dot BlogSpot dot com put Hillary!'s odds at 50/50.

Can't these people just move on? As the great Tucker Carlson asked, why do they seem so unhappy? Why can't Hillary! She's already an American icon. Why can't Hillary! just go back to Chappaqua and sleep on her pile of money, put on a Hallmark movie, pop open a bottle of chardonnay and enjoy life?

To ask the question is to answer it.

As the Spinster Dowd relates:

Nothing they have done lately suggests that they have learned anything, including their obtuse post-#MeToo comments about Monica Lewinsky, who has been far more candid and sympathetic in the 20th anniversary retellings of the impeachment saga. The Clintons are still unable to hold themselves accountable. The formerly golden couple who dominated their party for nearly three decades is traveling North America in a bubble, shockingly un-self-aware.

Trump will annihilate her.

*I intend to give her books to my girls, so they learn precisely how not to be a childless spinster, wrinkled and alone.