Showing posts with label Small Dead Animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Small Dead Animals. Show all posts

Friday, January 29, 2021

Friday Flag et al.

Out latest bit of Russian collusion: The Democrats have impeached Trump a second time in under a year, making Democrat House Speaker Nancy Pelosi responsible for 50% of the impeachments in American history. Of course, Donald Trump left office on January 20th, leaving most of the nation to wonder what the point of his impeachment is. The Dems blame Trump for the January 6th Capitol Hill riots, and much of the Republican Establishment was inclined to do the same. This was an easy way for Republican leaders to disavow Trump and reassert control over the party. To understand why the GOP Establishment is so eager to dump Trump, a brief history lesson is in order. When Trump jumped into the 2016 Republican Primary, he upended the Republican Party. The GOP Establishment had ruled the Republican Party since Reagan left office in 1989. Click it.

Last night the Educator in Residence/Director of Training (wow) of the New Jersey School Boards Association, one 'Dynamic Speaker' Mr. Vincent R. De Lucia, conducted a seminar in 'inherent bias' for our own Bridgewater-Raritan School District. We attended live via WebX. Mr. De Lucia did not let us down. Whatever reader(s) are thinking make it like that but more so. We're all biased and racist. 

We got bored about halfway through the the anti-racist struggle session and making use of skills honed during 12 years of being bored in a classroom, one never really loses those, we doodled. The end product is the sketch below. Reader(s) we present to you the flag of the Stroockonian Galactic Empire:


We continue to have fun at the expense of the humorless on the NJ.com FB page. Once again, we endorse NJ.com without hesitation. It's a fine news source. But it's almost as if the Dems there have never heard the the term 'mostly peaceful' in reference to a riotous mob. Fine, mostly peaceful insurrectionists. 'It looks to me in this picture like the two sides are coming together to erect a peace barricade. That’s how I see it anyway.' Mischief is important -SDA.

Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Inauguration Week Day 2: Obama's 3rd Term

Well obviously. The old regime forgets nothing and learns nothing.

Whomever is pushing Joe's buttons (Barry) is stuffing his administration with Obama retreads.  Honestly this is to be expected. We've written about Dick Cheney in the World War 1990 universe, and we've written about Dick Cheney in The Great Nuclear War of 1975. Brent Scowcroft too! [Jesus-Ed] I know, right?  In real life James Baker served in every GOP administration from Nixon to Bush the Elder. Our point is, to be fair, this is quite common. 

Still - Kerry, Powers, Rice, Nuland, that tongue biting Mao apologist - whatever, these are the losers. These are people who spent eight years being wrong and will spend another four repeating their mistakes. They'll find a role for Hillary! The old regime forgets northing.

Clinton tried to do too much his first two years and so did Soetoro. We don't expect Joe to let us down. Not at all. We won't even bother to list the flurry of initiatives the regime has planned. You people all know them. Let's just say we expect unworkable domestic policy ideas and badly thought out foreign policy initiatives leading to war in some Middle East craphole no American cares about. Yemen? The old regime learns nothing.

History rhyming and all, the GOP will romp in 2022 just at it did in '94, '10 and '14. They won't learn anything either.

Monday, September 10, 2018

2543-Canada

Over at Small Dead Animals (PBUH) a discussion of the problems confronting Canada, and the possibility of breaking up.

This would probably happen if Quebec ever secedes. Fortunately for Canada Quebec has the most inept secessionist movement in human history.

Without Quebec the Maritime Provinces are separated from the rest of the country by a thousand miles. The Western Provinces are dominated by Ontario. We Suspect the later would join the United States no?

Albertans would make great Real Americans and we could rename the province North Texas.

Monday, October 30, 2017

The Media is Decadent and Depraved

We'll let the indispensable Takimag describe the Russian exploits of Rolling Stone's Matt Taibbi and his partner in Crime Mark Ames. A sample:

One article described how the staff’s female workers were being forced into giving Ames and Taibbi oral sex in exchange for employment:



We have been pretty rough on our girls. We’d ask our Russian staff to flash their asses or breasts for us. We’d tell them that if they wanted to keep their jobs, they’d have to perform unprotected anal sex with us. Nearly every day, we asked our female staff if they approved of anal sex.
It gets so much worse.

As noted before, Matt Taibbi now writes at Rolling Stone.

These bastards lecture us nornies on right and wrong?

We believe one can learn a lot about someone's character just by watching them for a few minutes. Creeps usually let their creepiness show through. Here's Mr. Ames on the right:


Here's Taibbi:


We think these guys look like they should be playing the pedo-killers in Michael Douglas' The Star Chamber.  Darkness hands over them. We're not kidding.

With respects to Small Dead Animals blog, ladies and gentlemen: you moral and intellectual superiors.