Showing posts with label The Phantom Menace. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Phantom Menace. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Tuesday Tally

Things about the Star Wars Prequels (fuck you, George Lucas) that don't Suck

Like all right thinking humans I know and understand that George Lucas' prequels are an affront to the very concept of film and the very idea of their being. 

[When you saw The Phantom Menace the day it came out, you were enchanted-ed]

Yeah, yeah, and I cried when I saw Titanic, cried like a 13 year old girl who just got her first period in gym class....

[You admit that?-ed]

Mmmmmm Kate Winslet's  breasts....*

Anyway, here are some of the things about the Phantom Menace that make it not the worst thing ever:

John William's Score: Duel of the Fates (the big light saber duel score) is well done, as is the Droid Army Overture. And I like the end parade music. [You just came out of the closet -ed]
Quai Gon Gin: We liked this stoic character and we enjoyed Liam Neason's portrayal. He had a very together-zen feel and it worked for a Jedi.
The Light Sabre Duels: The heavy choreographing got old as the series slogged on, but the final three-way battle was well done. At the time we had never seen anything like it.
The Droid-Gungen Battle: Another one-fer. We'd never seen anything quite like that battle.

Look, don't get us wrong. We're not saying that this 'film' such as it is, is anything but a disorganized, incoherent mess that makes no sense. But of the three prequels, The Phantom Menace is the least worst; the most not unwatchable.

The above are the reasons why.

*If you want to see more of Kate Winslet's breasts watch Little Children