Showing posts with label Vox. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vox. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 20, 2020

You Gotta Suck Before you don't Suck

Ezra Klein is the wunderkid founder of Vox. He's also a young and obnoxious know it all whose taken it upon himself to 'explain' the news to us dullards.

In this old article, journalist Mark Judge asks, 'Has Ezra Klein ever been told off by an editor?' He guesses no.

It's not a pleasant experience, we can assure reader(s).  We learned early on.

Our first year at Wesley college we joined the student newspaper, The Whetstone. The paper was staffed by upper classmen and run by a 30 year old Air Force* vet. The staff had all known each other for a couple of years, and the previous year they'd been locked in a battle with the administration as they tried to cover the labor issues wracking the campus.** These young people were already hard-bitten, skeptical reporters. The moto on the wall, If everyone is happy with your newspaper, you're doing something wrong. 

The Whetstone was riven by personality conflicts, ego and envy, making for a toxic place. Putting the paper together usually took all night with sessions sometimes lasting till 6 AM. Tempers flared, nerves ran raw. One night the assistant editor tried to tell the editor what to do. The editor responded by pointing both fingers at him and said, 'Mike, I could kick your ass fucker!' The office was a tension filled boiler room.

Into this environment we stepped, a scared, insecure 19 year old.

Boy we learned a lot about writing and reporting. The staff knew plenty about both. We wrote sports, covered campus news and were expected to produce good, clean copy. When we failed, and we failed often, the editor, who at age 30 might as well have been our father, would ream us in front of the rest of the staff. We were once sat in the middle of the office and lectured by the staff on everything we were doing wrong. That was a rough afternoon. We can still feel our face turning red, our brow sweating, the sickening feeling in the pit of our stomach. The Whetstone kept us though, we must have been doing something right, or they must have spotted some potential, or maybe they just needed a warm body to cover sports. We were lucky.

We don't think Ezra Klein ever thought of himself as a warm body, or just lucky to be writing. We sure as heck do. Klein never had the HS sports beat. He never covered a football game and then ran across campus to cover the softball game, write the former while attending the later, and remembered to get a quote from the softball pitcher who gave up six runs and is pissed because your question implied it was all her fault.

We don't think Ezra Klein ever did that. 

*Dover, Delaware

**A messy affair that led to firings, lawsuits, protests and action by the National Labor Relations Board.

Tuesday, December 17, 2019

California: Take Your Lance and Stick it

Via Instapundit, well this is...ironic? 
For those wondering, I'm a freelancer, in New Jersey, thankfully. While I've had written contracts for individual pieces, I've never had a contract for providing X number of articles in Y amount of time.

Basically, the good Marxists in the California state legislature are trying to force news organization, periodicals, etc to hire people full time. As if the year is 1975 and reporters must needs go into the office daily to file their stories.

Of course I write for a news outfit in Moscow, a military history magazine in London, a history magazine in Canada...

Bunch of dumbass, idiot, ass-fuck, Hispter-Millennial morons at Vox.

Shitheads.

The written word has never been cheaper and those who wish to write should really have a side-gig, say writing novels, teaching college history and/or Mr. Mom duty. We run a first rate dad-Uber-to-dance service and last night we made BBQ chicken quesadillas.

The immortal Robert Stacey McCain is always hectoring his readers to 'Hit the freakin' tip jar.' As they said in Vaudeville, don't clap, just thrown money. Hey, why don't you people click on one of those links and buy a freakin' novel?

Sunday, November 19, 2017

The Clintoning

Well we never thought we'd see this happen.

Led by Millennial know-it-all Matt Yglesias at Vox, the left is finally noticing that Bill Clinton is a sexual predator. Yglesias even admits Clinton should have resigned after Drudge busted him.

Well duh.

There are many reasons for this change of heart.

Vox editor Ezra Klein used to run a private email list called Journolist, where journalists coordinated their messaging, and we strongly suspect he's leading a similar effort. For example, After Trump's RNC speech last year numerous journalists and pundits started referring to his 'dark vision'.

The left knows that it's in big trouble with Harvey Weinstein, Hollywood, Al Franken, etc. This is really nothing new. We joke here about Kennedy, Clinton, Edwards, Spitzer, Weiner, and now Franken. These are Democrats acting like Democrats as the indefatigable Robert Stacey McCain says.

How can Dems criticize Roy Moore when, well, see above.

These were the people who just a few months ago were mocking Vice President Pence for never being along with a woman other than his wife. Sound policy. One of our editors was a woman our age and when we'd meet up to work people would look at us funny.

Our official stance on Roy Moore is Bill Clinton. That's actually what we said when a relative asked us what we thought of Roy Moore. After watching Bill Clinton wag his dick at everything in a skirt the last 20 years, we just don't care.

There's also a civil war between the Clinton and Obama factions and sexual assault allegations are a great way to take out the Clintons. The young hip Millennial types, like the young, hip Millennials at Vox, prefer Barry to Hillary!

All too convenient. Oh now you think Clinton should resign. As the great Don Surber just wrote, sorry Dems, you don't get your virginity back.

Maybe Pence had a point