Tuesday Tally

Sports Edition

Every season NFL football gets just a little harder to watch. Here's a few tweaks to make the game easier on the eyes.

-Make the players act like grownups: No more strutting. No more dancing. No more silly gestures. Are we eight? You spike the ball in the end zone. That's it.

-Ban gesticulations: One of my biggest pet peeves is players making that gay 'throw the flag gesture', make doing it a 5 yard penalty. For that matter, no more getting off the turf and demanding the refs throw the flag. No more of that on the sidelines either.

-Get rid of replay: This is now a 4th part of the game along with offense defense and special teams. Good lord this slows down the game. As the great John Madden once said, 'Let's just have a catch be a catch, a fumble be a fumble and a touchdown be a touchdown.' I can live with the occasional missed call.

-Dress Code: Sorry coaches, stop dressing like a eight year old going to church. Jacket and tie. Dan Reeves was the last coach to dress appropriately When Rex Ryan is one of the better dressed coaches in the league, we have a problem.

Bonus

Get rid of Peyton Manning: By my count he's hocking Papa Johns,Nationwide Insurance and Directv. Almost every commercial break one is starting at his dorky face. Enough already. Peyton, you retired. Go play gold or something.