Monday, July 31, 2017

Simon & Schuster sucks

WHY I"M INDY: Simon & Schuster writes. “Now free from the constraints of running, Hillary takes you inside the intense personal experience of becoming the first woman nominated for president by a major party in an election marked by rage, sexism, exhilarating highs and infuriating lows, stranger-than-fiction twists, Russian interference, and an opponent who broke all the rules." A publishing house wrote that horrible, run on, cliche filled sentence.

Now remember, S&S is one of the big five publishers. They are the big cheese, the head honcho, numero uno, el jeffe grande, the big enchilada....And the cancelled their 10 million dollar book deal with Saint Milo the Fabulous.

Milo moved a hundred thousand books on the first day. At ten bucks a pop he took home $700, 000, American.

Instead S&S has a book deal with Hillary!

I guess it will do well, if no other reason then out of morbid fascination. How bad could it be? That is the question.

If S&S is writing sentences like the above, can they really fix Hillary!'s work, whatever she turns in?

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