Viv Le Pen!

Well, the French elections, such as they are, will be happening this year.

The Establishment left candidate, the Socialist president and failure Francois Hollande is not running for re-election and his successor and even more socialist candidate whose name I don't care to look up is sure to lose.  Right now its a contest between the French Establishment 'Right' candidate, who I also don't care to look up, and the Right candidate, Marie Le Pen.

The French have a somewhat screwy system of first round elections followed by a runoff [who are you accusing of having a screwy election, Yank -Ed]

Shut the fuck up, Ed, and take that goddamn beret off.

[Yes, sir -Ed]

Right now Le Pen leads the first round but is expected to get shellacked in the 2nd.

Oh dear, does any of this sound familiar?

Brexit was sure to fail [You thought it would-Ed]

I said shut the fuck up, Ed, and where did you get that Hogwarts blazer?

[Sorry, Mr Stroock]

Call me sir, god dammit.

Trump wasn't going to get the nomination. And he wasn't going to beat Hillary.

[You know she actually accumulated 3 million more votes, talk about screwy electoral systems -Ed]

Please, Hillary's margin all came from California, and they're practically part of Mexico no? Those sombrero wearing bastards can have it, and where did you get that 49'rs hat...oh I don't care.

Anyhoo, the global establishment keeps losing to these fringe people. They learn nothing and forget nothing, as they say. The French Establishment will surely make all the same mistakes that their codswallop peddling, poppycock spewing cohorts made in Britain and America.