Sunday, February 25, 2018

Break up the IOC

Well, the Olympics sucked.

For reasons we can't put our finger on these games didn't have much oomph. They had no snap they had no crackle...no Jjhujjjj.

Our eleven year old helped us spell that.

First off, every time we turned on the TV we saw Mike Terico interviewing someone. Normally an interview with a cute blonde like Lindsey Vonn or Mikaela Schifrin ought to interest the hell out of us, but these were really boring.

The timing of events was really weird. One minute you're watching pre-recorded luge, the next live figure skating is on. It was like an ambush.

And sorry, no one cares about two or four man luge, skeleton, or whatever. Also, now more than ever we are convinced snowboarding is a fake sport.

The periodic politicking probably shaved a few points off the ratings.

We dunno. Maybe America is just sported-out. There's so many other options. We've been binge watching Survivorman. Now that's a sport, eh?

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