Red Wave, Crazy Like a

Via Breitbart, we learn that the latest congressional generic preference poll gives the GOPs a 6 point lead.

Oh come on, this isn't right, is it? A tie, certainly and probable on election day. But a six point lead? The pollsters are just messing with us now.

Or are they?

Right now the Democrat Party platform is to raise your taxes, impeach the president, take your guns and let grown men in the little girls room.

Said party is run by a San Francisco Socialist and a smarmy New York Jew and it's rhetorical sweet spot is hit by a crazy lady who ought to standing outside a Walgreens shouting things at invisible animals.*

That's a formal diagnoses, by the way. Let's just say we got osme experience on the subject.

Our paternal grandmother was a batty old lady from Waterproof, Louisiana. Don't tell us the heat doesn't fry people's brains down there.

We were watching movies like Airplane! and Blazing Saddles when we were seven years old.

Our idea of a good time used to be hanging out on the back porch in 95 degree weather with a beer, an Arturo Fuente Grand Reserve and an MS to edit.

We used to see how long we could keep those Indian IRS scammers on the phone asking for a Chicken Masala to go and Bollywood recos; personal record, 18 minutes, 37 seconds.***And we once got a life alert bracelet mailed to 1060 West Addison, Chicago.

We hang out on Gab.

Normal fucking people don't sit around all day making shit up and writing it down. Which is why so many creative types are depressive and suicidal.

Trust us, folks, Will Stroock knows crazy when he see's it.

As with the Chinese tariff and trade announcement this week, we see Trump keeps delivering. Nothing succeeds like success and no one wins like Trump. 

He's driving the Dems...insane!

Talking to the voices in her head **

*As always, come up with the reference, get a book.
**Pic via Alex Wong/Getty
***' Yes I am in the car...yes I am starting the car... Vrooom Vrooom!