Friday, September 21, 2018

The Media is Decadent and Depraved.

ABC News's Lauren Pearle needs info:
Being an ace reporter ourselves, we called Lauren. She's not picking up and as it happens her mailbox is full. Funny that.

So then we emailed Lauren and told her we had information on Brett Kavanaugh, which is true as we know all kinds of things about him, and are prepared to tell her that information in exchange for a list of all the guys she dated in high school.

Hopefully, the truth will emerge.
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3 comments:

  1. Will Carmichael September 21, 2018 at 3:20 PM

    You are assuming there are guys she'd date...be fair and ask about the girls as well...then work into the permutations of biological gender, gender preference, and gender presentation.

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  2. William StroockSeptember 21, 2018 at 3:25 PM

    This could be hot.

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  3. Will Carmichael September 21, 2018 at 3:26 PM

    You need to get out more often.

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