Baseball Prep for Europeans

This clip will tell, say, an Englishman, all he needs to know about baseball:

You're welcome, ladies.

Seriously if you want to learn a little baseball watch Bull Durham. It's a good enough intro to the game. Of course Bull Durham isn't really about baseball, but sex. Which makes sense to an American.*

Romantically speaking, Yanks will break things down into four categories which just happens to be how many bases are in baseball, 1st, 2nd, 3rd and home.

1st base is a kiss.
Getting into 2nd base means you got up her shirt.
3rd base refers to getting your hand in her pants.
A homerun is well, you know.

This is a simple game...

*Hey Macgregor! You guys do the same in Canada?