Showing posts with label Bull Durham. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bull Durham. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Baseball Prep for Europeans

This clip will tell, say, an Englishman, all he needs to know about baseball:
You're welcome, ladies.

Seriously if you want to learn a little baseball watch Bull Durham. It's a good enough intro to the game. Of course Bull Durham isn't really about baseball, but sex. Which makes sense to an American.*

Romantically speaking, Yanks will break things down into four categories which just happens to be how many bases are in baseball, 1st, 2nd, 3rd and home.

1st base is a kiss.
Getting into 2nd base means you got up her shirt.
3rd base refers to getting your hand in her pants.
A homerun is well, you know.

This is a simple game...

*Hey Macgregor! You guys do the same in Canada?