Telemarketer: May I have your address?
Stroock: Where are you? You sound Eastern European. You're in Poland, aren't you? No? Roumania then? You know I still like to use the 'u'. You're not Russian are you? My god you're Russian. You're calling from Moscow! You know, I remember the Cold War. I can't believe Moscow is calling a red blooded American man. My God....You're not Russian you say? Well answer me this, Natashia, when you watch Rocky IV, you root for Drago, don't you?! Just admit! You root for Drago!
Telemarketer: Sir, you have a wonderful day.
Stroock: You too...commie bitch.
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