Blooms

Reading through Blooms.

Things look good.

Man, we wonder though.

You guys are going to read it and then file complaints with the Man-Police:

...Upon finishing Blooms, citizen complained of increased interest in Sunday brunch, shopping, visiting in-laws and found himself watching The View. Citizen also said he suppressed urge to wrap sweatshirt around waist to prevent guys from looking at his butt. Later tests revealed a five percent increase in estrogen levels...Upon arriving at home of suspect, William T. Stroock, we found him folding laundry and listening to bizarre chanting which he explained were his Pimsleur French Lessons. Suspect had not even gotten around to fixing leaky kitchen faucet. Recommend immediate suspension of Man-License...

 I hang my head in shame.