Stroock to Michael Collins: Drop Dead

We understand that Dublin [which we'll be gracing with our presence this summer ] is worried about Ireland's relationship with the UK post-Brexit.

In response we present to the reader the Stroock Plan: Ireland joins the UK.

Think about it, trade and tariffs disputes legislated away and the Northern Ireland dispute resolved in one fell act of Parliamentary Supremacy.

We proffered the Stroock Plan to our man on the Emerald Isle.

This is a family-friendly blog...

[The fuck you say?-Ed]

...so we won't relate the string of curses that followed.

Sadly it seems no one shares our vision.

[I should bloody well hope not-Ed]