Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Hey, New Jersey, not Sexy

Breaking, NJ Accent rated 49th sexiest out of 50 accents.

We've lived here for 18 years now and feel we can bash the accent with impunity

Who are these people who think there's an accent less sexy than NJ?*

To be honest we don't personally know anyone who speaks like Joe Pesci or Tony Soprano.

To be honester, given our neighborhood a New Jersey accent sounds like Apu from the Simpsons.

*Long -guy-land. Sex and Long Island make us think of Amy Fischer, and she was hot, soooooo.

3 comments:

  1. As we all know nothing sexier than a southren accent

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  2. This is true. I don't know how you men get any work done down there in a state filled with southern girls in cowboy boots and hats and saying 'Ya'll'

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  3. We don't that's why all the industry is up north

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