Friday World War Two Final

So after a week of talking about WWII movies, here's our favorite WWII movies with pithy comments:

Air Force: High adventure.
Twelve O'clock High: The price of command.
The Caine Mutiny: The price of loyalty.
Mr. Roberts: Boredom is the enemy.
Battleground: Like Platoon but in 1944.
Midway: Tons of tension.
Das Boot: Tons of boredom.
Kelly's Heroes. Quirky, off beat.
Back to Bataan: Rebels and Filipino nationalism.

What are some schlocky WWII movies that just suck?