Sen. Bernie Sanders, 78, was hospitalized Tuesday night in Las Vegas. "During a campaign event yesterday evening, Sen. Sanders experienced some chest discomfort. Following medical evaluation and testing he was found to have a blockage in one artery and two stents were successfully inserted," said Sanders’ senior adviser Jeff Weaver on Wednesday in a statement.We had this, though only one stent, not two, which means two of Bernie's arteries were blocked. Too much corned beef on rye, we guess. As Mark Stroock III used to say, 'Jewish food has killed more Jews than Hitler.'
They put a wire in your wrist and push it all the way up the blood vessel into the blocked artery, you can feel it the whole time. Then they inflate a balloon, which you can also feel, press a button and drop off a steal mesh which cleans out the gook and holds open the artery.
We felt the blood flowing better, everywhere, if you know what we mean. We felt reinvigorated, sexually.
[Oh my god...-Ed]
Exit question: Where do Bernie's voters go, bro?
*Communist scum
Inevitable: I'm having....chest pains!
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