Monday, October 28, 2019

The Washington Post is...

...unspeakable.

By now you all know how the Washington Post eulogized al-Baghdadi.

Do note the 'austere-scholar' headline went through numerous editors, none of whom saw a problem with calling al-Baghdadi an 'austere scholar'

We make editorial decisions every morning at William Stroock dot BlogSpot dot com. We briefly thought about titling this post, Washington Post Should be Bombed...Metaphorically.

And then we thought better of it.

[You didn't even ask me. You dumb Yank. You stupid, stupid, Knobhead. -Ed]

Oh get fucked, Ed. You're just pissed about Liverpool FC.

[Oh, am I now? Well LFC is better than your bloody New York Giants, aren't they? -Ed]

Hey, at least they're not the Jets.

[And stop desecrating Wembly with your silly American 'football'-Ed]

Anyway...

Becuase we're a grownup...

[Readers, he's an angry, petulant ten year old and a constant disappointment to 'mummy'-Ed]

…unlike whoever is running the newsroom at the Washington Post. Also we're not a decadent and depraved garbage writer, which disqualifies us from working at the Washington Post.

The word is despicable. Despicable doesn't describe us.

We're Deplorable.

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