Showing posts with label Washington Post. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Washington Post. Show all posts

Monday, October 28, 2019

The Washington Post is...

...unspeakable.

By now you all know how the Washington Post eulogized al-Baghdadi.

Do note the 'austere-scholar' headline went through numerous editors, none of whom saw a problem with calling al-Baghdadi an 'austere scholar'

We make editorial decisions every morning at William Stroock dot BlogSpot dot com. We briefly thought about titling this post, Washington Post Should be Bombed...Metaphorically.

And then we thought better of it.

[You didn't even ask me. You dumb Yank. You stupid, stupid, Knobhead. -Ed]

Oh get fucked, Ed. You're just pissed about Liverpool FC.

[Oh, am I now? Well LFC is better than your bloody New York Giants, aren't they? -Ed]

Hey, at least they're not the Jets.

[And stop desecrating Wembly with your silly American 'football'-Ed]

Anyway...

Becuase we're a grownup...

[Readers, he's an angry, petulant ten year old and a constant disappointment to 'mummy'-Ed]

…unlike whoever is running the newsroom at the Washington Post. Also we're not a decadent and depraved garbage writer, which disqualifies us from working at the Washington Post.

The word is despicable. Despicable doesn't describe us.

We're Deplorable.

Friday, November 10, 2017

The Media is Decadent and Depraved: Roy Moore Edition

We thought about titling this post 'Finally, A Republican Sex Criminal!' What with our periodic harping on Kennedy, Clinton, Edwards, Spitzer, Weiner, and the rest of the pervs running the Democrat Party.

But no.

First, when Democrats admit Ted Kennedy should have resigned from the senate after he left a woman to drown in an overturned car, we will call for Roy Moore to leave the Alabama Senate race.

Second, as a general rule, when something bad about a GOP appears in the establishment media we assume it's a lie.

The Washington Post is certainly establishment media.

So WaPo spent a lot of time and money digging into Roy Moore's past all the way back to the 1970s.

Here are things they could have been investigating instead of an Alabama judges alleged 70's era sexual history:

Harvey Weinstein
Hillary Clinton
    -Russian dossier
    -Uranium One deal
    -Clinton Foundation
    -Health
Bill Clinton's 26 trips on convicted pedophile's Lolita Express
James Comey's Memos
The opiod epidemic
Trump's conduct of the war in the Middle East

Heck, speaking of senate scandals did you know that here in New Jersey Senator Bob 'Mucho Money'* Menendez is on trial for bribery?

Try investigating that, you deranged, WaPo lunatics.

So, is this Roy Moore 70's era inappropriate touching of teenage girls thing true? We don't care. The Democrat Party would never let something like this keep them from power.

Neither should the GOP.

A final note on tactics. Well played Judge Moore, Steve Bannon. When Wapo contacted Moore for commentary, Bannon got all the details he could and then dumped it off to Breitbart, who then went with the story, scooping WaPo by 12 hours.

*It's possible that the mafia style 'Mucho Money' Menendez nickname is at least partially made up by the author.

They let Ted Kennedy stay in the Senate

Friday, September 1, 2017

The Media is Decadent and Depraved

Via Ace, we learn that Sally Quinn, the bound concubine of former Washington Post Editor Ben Bradlee, is into some really weird shit:

Quinn would practice her own magic in the gardener’s cottage. “She used to take her cards out to the little thatched hut,” recalls writer Leslie Marshall, an ex-wife of Quinn’s stepson Dino Bradlee and one of Sally’s closest friends. “The place has the right ambience for the occult.” 
Ouija boards, astrological charts, palm reading, talismans—Quinn embraces it all. And yes, she has been in contact with her husband since his passing. Through a medium. Repeatedly.
She likes to hex people that piss her off, like younger, prettier women who lost out on the Ben Bradlee sweepstakes.

How come whenever I write about the media being a cabal of communist sex criminals you people doubt me? This bitch hexes people she doesn't like.What part of the media hates you and wants you to die in a grease fire don't you get?
We'd get on that.

[The old guy? Ed]

No.

[In your case, the gentleman cannot afford to be discerning-Ed]

Shut the fuck up, Ed

[Ahahahahahaha! I amuse myself,-Ed]