Mean Granny Ratchet

Botoxic Nan shows up in black, pretends to care about the constitution, impeaches the president, and then snaps at her caucus not to cheer. Mean Granny.

Pelosi then ludicrously suggests withholding the articles of impeachment until she's satisfied with the rules of the senate trial.

At the same time Trump holds a thunderous rally in Battle Creek, Michigan.

Cocaine Mitch will be speaking at 9:30 AM today. Rumor has it he'll take the floor with a rolled up $100 bill in his lapel.

I have failed to get myself banned from Twitter and have advised staffers of mine own frosh congressman Tom Malinowski to get their resumes in order becuase in just over a year's time they'll be unemployed.

[You said you weren't going to do a play-by-play -Ed]

Yeah, well...