Tuesday, December 17, 2019

The Atlanta Journal Constitution is Decadent, Depraved and Slutty

The Atlanta Journal Constitution, which slandered the late Richard Jewell and had to make a yuge payout to him, complains that the film Richard Jewell slanders one of its reporters. You see, Richard Jewell strongly implies the late Kathy Scruggs, lead reporter in the Richard Jewell slander, slept with sources. The Daily Mail has a nice summary.

That's just rich isn't it? We're sure the AJC is too un-self aware to see the irony. Never forget, fellow militant normals, the media hates your guts.

We're sure reporters never give up the pooty for access. Never.

Except, anyone else remember this lovely lady?

In the interests of truth we did an image search of the late Kathy Scruggs. We'd go as high as 6 on that.

[A 6, you say. And what are you? -Ed]

I'm a 46 year old man who does an hour and a half of cardio 4 times a week. I weigh less than I did when my first daughter was born and have no reason to be afraid to take my shirt off at the beach.  I still have my hair. I did stay-at-home dad duty with all three of my little girls, whom I faithfully Uber from dance appointment to dance appointment.  I keep house, clean, fold laundry and most nights I cook dinner. I play guitar and speak a little French. I'm as handy around the house as I am in the bedroom. And I don't care about anal.

Bitch, please. I'm a 7. And that's me being humble.

Anyway, Let us ask the AJC this: can you prove Kathy Scruggs didn't sleep with her sources? We've tweeted the question, we'll see if we get a reply.

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