Olga Khazan Likes the feel of Lycra on her Bottom

What in the name of the Lords of Kobol:

I don’t remember what specific combo of frustration and busyness led me to wear leggings to the office one day recently, but I do remember it felt magical. With nothing but a stretchy band and Nulu(™) fabric holding me in, I felt freer, like I was dancing through my duties, rather than trudging through them encased in polyester and wool. My computer seemed to run more quickly; my sources were more responsive; the PR people were less angry.

Olga goes on to complain about uncomfortable women's work clothes.  Listen sweetheart, wear a coat and tie for 8-10 hours a day. 

Lemme fix that headline for you, Olga: Decent enough looking Millennial gal wants to show of her somewhat shapely bottom to co-workers and prove she's as pretty as the cute 20 year old intern from NYU. 

[You really enjoyed writing this, didn't you?-Ed]

I did.

Will does not wear this to work