Showing posts with label Leggings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Leggings. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Olga Khazan Likes the feel of Lycra on her Bottom

What in the name of the Lords of Kobol:
I don’t remember what specific combo of frustration and busyness led me to wear leggings to the office one day recently, but I do remember it felt magical. With nothing but a stretchy band and Nulu(™) fabric holding me in, I felt freer, like I was dancing through my duties, rather than trudging through them encased in polyester and wool. My computer seemed to run more quickly; my sources were more responsive; the PR people were less angry.
Olga goes on to complain about uncomfortable women's work clothes.  Listen sweetheart, wear a coat and tie for 8-10 hours a day. 

Lemme fix that headline for you, Olga: Decent enough looking Millennial gal wants to show of her somewhat shapely bottom to co-workers and prove she's as pretty as the cute 20 year old intern from NYU. 

[You really enjoyed writing this, didn't you?-Ed]

I did.
Will does not wear this to work