Sunday, March 8, 2020

Italian Coronavirus Update

Our Italian correspondent reports a leftist leader has been infected and provinces are quarantined. 
He's not in the red zone and resides in the center right blue dot. He says the health care system is under stress but holding up, 'Quite proud of Italian healthcare, I have to say. For number and % of tested people we outperformed everyone except South Korea. And no one will be billed for that*, so there's no risk that someone will not report the simptoms.'

*Goddamn socialists. I would demand to be billed.

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