There are 427 Chinese Corona Virus cases here in New Jersey including 15 in Somerset County and five deaths overall. A viral testing center is opening up at the PNC Bank Arts Center, more or less in the middle of the state. Many a concert have we seen there: Bryan Adams, Journey, Iron Maiden, George Thorogood, Def Leppard, lots of Def Leppard.
Number of announced Chinese Wuhan Virus cases here in Chindia: 0.0.
Our Italian correspondent reports that Italy is sending half a million test kits to the United States. We guess they're writing themselves off. The dead are being transported by convoys of army trucks.
Another great day here in Casa de Stroock with assignments all completed by noon and plenty of outside time. It's raining today.
We are amusing ourselves by Tweeting people who say calling the Chinese Corona Virus the Chinese Corona Virus is racist, and asking them to disclose their financial relationship with China.
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