Thursday, April 30, 2020

The Biden Boondoggle

Joe Biden is mumbling to himself and falling asleep on camera. Meanwhile, Tara Reade has credibly accused him of sexual assault, a fact that is slowly dawning upon the Democrat Party Establishment. Right now Tank Abrams* and Kirsten Gillibrand** pretend the allegation has been vetted and disproven. 

At this point the Dem Establishment thinks Slo-Joe is a cipher through which they will govern. Zeke Emanuel*** can mandate euthanasia at 75, for example. 

But it'll never get to that. Joe Biden cannot finish a sentence much less the campaign.

How do the Dems get out of this mess?

Cuomo won't be the shining mafia light he seems right now, as details about his mismanagement of the crisis come out. Anyway the Sandernistas will think their man has been screwed, rightfully so. He's come in second. At this point the smart Dem would use a Sanders candidacy to show the rest of the Dems the folly of Sanders and AOC. But they just hate Trump too much. Too bad, really, there are or were, anyway, deals to be made. But no. Not while Chuck is on the job.

Michelle? Who the hell knows? 

Prepare for recriminations. And riots. Oh yes, riots. 

Remember, the William Stroock Decision Desk has already called the election for Trump.

*Thanks Ace of Spades. No excuse for not reading Ace of Spades. None.
**Dumb Blonde.
***Click the link.

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