Me White Man, Trade Big Wampum for Name Change

You'll never get me to defend the NFL's most overrated franchise. The Redskins have won a single real Super Bowl (the other wins were in strike years and come with an asterisk and really don't count) and have been abysmal since 1991, the year of their only none-asterisk Super Bowl. Anyway, here's some name proposals:

-Cravenly Woke Cowards
-Foreskins
-Sitzpinklers (German for pissing while sitting down)
-Elizabeth Warrens
-Swamp Creatures

Anyway, the NFL deserves this. We hope the woke-scolds find more names they don't like.