Saturday Updates

What a speech! The speech Trump needed to give, and he gave it absolutely perfectly. It is often said Trump is best when he's adlibbing on the stage, but his best moments in Tulsa came when he was on the script. Same goes for Mount Rushmore. Will share further thoughts in another post.

So we're on Parler now. Actually we've been on it for a while but are now engaging the account fulltime. The result? We have another social media platform where we feel we have to generate content but produce little result. There's something about the social media gig we just don't get.

We spent a lot of time the last few weeks trying to disprove our theory that the polls are crap. This was a science experiment. We talked to a lot of you, people we trust and whose opinions we respect and we heard some great points. So what do we think? Unless someone can come up with an explanation for the electorate being D+9 or even D+12 (Thanks NBC, you lying, degenerate communist scum), then the polls are crap. We even heard a theory that Joe Biden is playing rope-a-dope. Seriously? Joe Biden wants to wish us all a Happy Thanksgiving. When he's back home in his Delaware basement Thanksgiving, he's going to think he's in a rerun of WKRP in Cincinnati.

Okay....

There are unmistakable signs that sales are finally slowing. That said the algorithm struck last night and we saw a ton of orders. Speaking of, we ordered copies of World War 1990: Battle of the Three Seas and will send them out to our little helpers and consultants when ready. You people know who you are. 

We saw a slight rise in sales and KU reads of Blooms. You people got lucky. Don't make us have to issue veiled threats again. Next up, To Survive the Earth. We'll shoot that dog, we swear to god we will. You know what to do. 

We have formatted the World War 1990: Nederland hardcopy. That was ridiculously easy compared to the quagmire that was World War 1990: Battle of the Three Seas. Don't ask us to explain why. We still have to format the electronic version so there's plenty of opportunities for things to go haywire. We'll order the proof this week.

Debbie still has the short story compilation. We won't even need to read through the word doc. These stories have been read again and again. We'll just format and read the proof

As for The Final Storm, we finished the Battle of the Roki Tunnel and are working on some pilot intro scenes. Some of these guys reader(s) will know. We're introducing a few new characters, some B1-B drivers and oh look, Will's dredging up some Israelis...those clever Jews. Why if anyone knows something about blowing up enemy nuclear facilities it's Ilan Ramon.

Our handler in Moscow has us working on another piece for Monday. 'You must write in support of workers,' he told us. 'You must stoke revolution in the proletariat. So Putin has ordered.' The Jew marches to Russia's drum.