Will Nukes America or the Yankees are in Chattanooga

We know of no better way to communicate the feelings that the South generally had for us Yankees, a tad resentful, but jocular and not mean spirited at all:

We've been through Chattanooga once. Once. We recall a  lot of mountains. 

We think the city of 119,000 in (1975) could have survived a nuclear winter. Looks like it had it's own power via the Chickamauga Dam and the Tennessee mountains would have prevented the city from being inundated by refugees and afforded some protection from fallout. By the spring of '76, Chattanooga is probably the most important city east of the Mississippi.

Confederate Contingent, take it away...