She Can Spy on Me...

Chinese spy Christine Fang is cute, cute, cute. You know, a lot of men want a stereotypical Asian sexpot, but this blog admits, it prefers just a normal gal who happens to be Asian. In this case, mission accomplished Ms. Fang, or whatever your name is.

And so begins the Democrats Chinese Spying scandal. More details will emerge and in the coming weeks we will learn just how much Kompromat Beijing has on the Dems, Biden, etc. We assume Beijing has compromised the Democrat party at the local, state and Federal level and will be 'strongly suggesting' certain actions to Jill, KAMala, whoever wins the power struggle after Biden is put away. So long Hong Kong, and sorry Taiwan. Go ahead, prove it isn't true.

Heck, there's probably some GOPs mixed in there too. Paul Ryan? We hope it's Paul Ryan. We assume Ryan wants to run for governor of Wisconsin in 2022. That'd be a heavy lift in the 6th year of Trump's admin. But off year elections are usually brutal for the incumbent, and Ryan would have to be the heavy favorite in 2022. A tragedy.

Anyway, there's sure to be plenty of revelations and more Chinese spy women. It's going to be a great time for those of you with a thing for Asian girls...

[Including you-Ed]

Please, that's so passé. We prefer sultry Mediterranean women, Claudia Cardinale, Ornella Muti, Haife Wehbe....

[Oh my god...-Ed] 

A lot of our neighbors are going to be worried about backlash. We know personally this has been a hard year for many of them. The Democrats already hate Asians. Maybe Asians will hate them right back for this.