Some great thoughts in comments on our idea about a Muj Tet against Soviet occupied Kabul. Would you people stop calling me Mr. Stroock and look me up on FB or something.
Here's Canada's greatest Jew and valiant free speech warrior, Ezra Levant, on Tucker Carlson talking about the dozens of churches vandalized in Justin's Canada. Of course Fidel Castro's bastard child isn't doing anything about it.
Anaaaaand speaking of Tucker, the NSA has indeed been spying on Tucker Carlson. He was talking to Soviet intermediaries about getting an interview with Putin. You know what this means. The NSA has been spying on our Russian collusion. Which is pretty cool.
So here's how things go when we write for Inforos. Usually we'll email Moscow, 'Hi Maxim. Want something on Ilhan Omar for this week?' and he says, 'Sure. 100 rubles, comrade.' Sometimes we'll wait for Maxim to email us for an idea. This is the writer's equivalent of putting on a slinky black dress, strappy heels, and hanging out at the corner of the bar. It's nice to be wanted.
Anyway...Our value to Inforos is being they're man on the ground in the US, reporting on American politics, among other things. We've written that America should leave Afghanistan and withdrawal from NATO. Those ideas are our own. Maxim has never asked us to write an article bashing American foreign policy.
You know, every once in a while (including the last three days) this blog gets blasted by a visitor from Sweden. This individual will view a couple hundred pages in one visit. Presumably the Feds are smart enough to cover their whereabouts. So is that them? Is an intern in the basement of the Hoover Building scanning our blog?
Also, at least once a week we get strange friend requests on FB from accounts purporting to be young women. It's not that we think young women can't be interested in us...
[Seriously, you're a knobhead-Ed]
...They can be and are. After all we're an in-shape middle aged man of some renown who routinely scores Superior on the Dad Achievement Chart (DAC). We cook, we clean, we did Mr. Mom duty with all three of our girls, and we run a first rate dad-taxi service. We've got decent handyman skills, in fact we're handy in every room of the house. We spent two hours at the pool with our youngest yesterday, playing in the water. That's like crack for women. There's no reason why a beautiful 25 year old woman wouldn't be attracted to us. None whatsoever. Still, the FB friend requests are suspicious. Could that also be the Feds?
[Now you're being paranoid-Ed]
What Will's Watching: An Ordinary Man. Ben Kingsley plays an unnamed Serbian general, a war criminal wanted by NATO and the UN for crimes committed during the Jugoslav Civil War. The General called the massacres he perpetuated 'a down payment on the future'. He is a hero to the older generation, but the younger generation, represented by his 26 year old maid, doesn't understand. Serbia has moved on. The General is alienated from the nation he helped create. We think Kingsley has been mooching off his Oscar for Gandhi since 1982, but he gives a brilliant performance here. An Ordinary Man is tense and grim without being dystopian. 3/4
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