In Which Will looks at his Watch

Greetings from the Jersey Shore. The weather should be splendid today but we're slated to get the remnants of Hurricane Ida on Thursday. We may also have a ton of rain Wednesday. There is talk, just talk mind you, of heading home Wednesday and returning Thursday night. The drive is only an hour and half. We'll see.

Well look at this, one of our articles was translated into French:  'Lors d’une conférence de presse la semaine dernière, le président Biden a déclaré qu’il n’avait pas été critiqué par les alliés américains et a affirmé qu’Al-Qaida n’était plus en Afghanistan. Selon ses termes, Al-Qaida avait « disparu ». Ces deux déclarations sont manifestement fausses. En juin dernier, l’ONU a publié un rapport détaillant la présence d’Al-Qaïda en Afghanistan. Le propre département de la défense de Biden est d’accord. Le porte-parole du Pentagone, John Kirby, a déclaré à la presse : « Nous savons qu’Al-Qaïda est présent, ainsi qu’ISIS, en Afghanistan et nous en parlons depuis un certain temps ».' Hmmm....maybe our aborted quest to learn French wasn't so futile, as we can tell what that says.

Speaking of the French...or Cubans* anyway, Hot Air reports that Justin is in real trouble. We remain skeptical as the Conservative Party leader, whom we won't bother to name, is a moose eating version of Jeb Bush with even lower testosterone. Our man on the ground in the nation with the world's largest beaver dam agrees. This blog urges all of our Canadian readership to vote for Maxime Bernier's People's Party. This blog predicts Canada will have more Prime Minister Man-Child. However, in California, Gavin Newsom is also in trouble (don't get excited, they're just gonna steal it). Exit question, if Brexit then Trump; if Newsome then Justin?

So, we're out of Afghanistan. Stop laughing. Seriously, yo. Stop laughing. We're going back, you realize that don't you? We probably should. This blog has always stood with Tucker, Steyn, et al about forever wars. But the last few weeks should give one pause. Is this blog wavering? Just a bit. We had 2,500 troops in the country and hadn't suffered a single death in 18 months. 

And by the way, the poo flinging monkeys who planned the withdrawal and are trying to spin this disaster into the Berlin Airlift and Dunkirk rolled into one, are telling us the war is over. Which should give everyone pause. The enemy** gets a vote too, idiots. So no, the war is not over. 

*Justin's real dad is Fidel Castro. Not joking. Google it. 

**For any State Department loose-stools reading this, that's the Taliban.