Boris Johnson is a Wanker and can Sod Off

I gave you freaking people three posts yesterday with, mind you, a sample section from The Great Salvation of 1976. Yet here we are on a Wednesday afternoon plugging away at the salt mines. We're a writer. Writers write. That's just how we do.

[You've been watching clips from The Wire again, haven't you?-Ed]

Why yes. Yes, we have.*

Actually, we're planning on afternoon posting for a few days, just to see how we dig it. We're figuring an afternoon post would be a nice way to wrap up the day. That was this blog's original purpose, after all. But as it is written in the Talmud...You people know the rest. Gentile bastards. 

The Wuhan Virus from Wuhan China transmission rate in New Jersey has collapsed to .92. It was damn near 1.50 a week ago. But who's to say how many people got their own tests or didn't even get tests at all and said, hell with it, I'm not telling nobody. The transmission rates have collapsed as well in New York and other major metropolitan areas. The Brits are removing Covid restrictions so....

Speaking of the Mother Country, Hot Air reports on Boris Johnson's disastrous 'drinks party' scandal.  Put that floppy haired son of bitches head in catapult and send it across the channel. If the rest of us are locked down, then by god that Tory Tosser should be too.

The Tories have been in power for a decade and have done fuck-all. And don't give those wets credit for Brexit. That was Nigel Farage and his Brexit Party threatening the Tory squishes with electoral Armageddon if they didn't 'get Brexit done'. Mr. we could use a man like Nigel Farage again. The current Tory Party, much like the GOPe, is a big girl's blouse. 'I'd rather be dead in a ditch' Boris once proclaimed. Would that it were so. **

*Reference. Anyone with kids should know that one. 

**The saying is actually 'would that it were so simple', But I, in my capacity as mid-list author, have altered it.