Boris Johnson is a Wanker and can Sod Off

I gave you freaking people three posts yesterday with, mind you, a sample section from The Great Salvation of 1976. Yet here we are on a Wednesday afternoon plugging away at the salt mines. We're a writer. Writers write. That's just how we do.

[You've been watching clips from The Wire again, haven't you?-Ed]

Why yes. Yes, we have.*

Actually, we're planning on afternoon posting for a few days, just to see how we dig it. We're figuring an afternoon post would be a nice way to wrap up the day. That was this blog's original purpose, after all. But as it is written in the Talmud...You people know the rest. Gentile bastards. 

The Wuhan Virus from Wuhan China transmission rate in New Jersey has collapsed to .92. It was damn near 1.50 a week ago. But who's to say how many people got their own tests or didn't even get tests at all and said, hell with it, I'm not telling nobody. The transmission rates have collapsed as well in New York and other major metropolitan areas. The Brits are removing Covid restrictions so....

Speaking of the Mother Country, Hot Air reports on Boris Johnson's disastrous 'drinks party' scandal.  Put that floppy haired son of bitches head in catapult and send it across the channel. If the rest of us are locked down, then by god that Tory Tosser should be too.

The Tories have been in power for a decade and have done fuck-all. And don't give those wets credit for Brexit. That was Nigel Farage and his Brexit Party threatening the Tory squishes with electoral Armageddon if they didn't 'get Brexit done'. Mr. we could use a man like Nigel Farage again. The current Tory Party, much like the GOPe, is a big girl's blouse. 'I'd rather be dead in a ditch' Boris once proclaimed. Would that it were so. **

*Reference. Anyone with kids should know that one. 

**The saying is actually 'would that it were so simple', But I, in my capacity as mid-list author, have altered it. 

EU to Farage: No More Fun of Any Kind!

Tomorrow is the big day for Britain.

This blog will celebrate in the most Stroockian way possible.

In the meantime, Herr Farage celebrated in the only way he knew how. Behold:

This is almost exactly like the courtroom scene from Animal House. Don't believe me?:

Boris to Jews: Happy Chanukah

Boris Johnson, Mencsh and all around friend of the Jews:

Meanwhile Arutz Shiva reports that Boris Johnson is no fan of BDS and seeks to combat it:

The platform of the ruling Conservatives endorsed legislation that would “ban public bodies from imposing their own direct or indirect boycotts, disinvestment or sanctions campaigns against foreign countries” because such policies “undermine community cohesion.”

Labour, like Democrats over here, have a massive Juden Hass problem. Of course the likes of Corbyn and Ilhan Omar see the Juden Hass as more of a positive attribute. 

Will's Latest bit of work for Moscow

My latest at Inforos:

Boris Johnson, the eccentric and wacky publisher, Mayor of London, MP, and English toff with a bad haircut, won a landslide victory last week. Boris’ Tories won 45% of the vote and gained 65 parliamentary constituencies for a total of 366 seats in the Commons. This gives Johnson an outright majority in the Commons of 80 seats, more than he needs to see Brexit through and begin normal politics anew. Johnson’s victory is a mandate for the remade Conservative Party and a mandate for the resolution of the one issue that has dominated British public life for the last three years, Brexit. For the 2016 Brexit referendum did not end the Brexit debate. Rather, the Leave campaign’s victory began the debate in earnest as establishment Remainers and the Labour Party have tried to scupper Brexit. Johnson and the Tories...

You know the drill. 

Love the pic.

Pie in the Sky Trying to talk to the Left

Jonathan Pie tries to explain to the left why Labour lost.

Everything he says is 99 and 44/100 percent true.

What part of LEAVE don't you people understand?

Here he is in 2016 saying the same thing about Trump.

The left learns nothing and forgets nothing.

Britain has Lost her Sense of Humor

It is with great sadness that we learned Labor dinosaur Denis Skinner lost the Bolsover seat which he held for the last 49 years. 

Which just goes to show the magnitude of the political realignment underway in Britain.

Skinner was a well-liked cantankerous old coot known for his antics in the Commons. Oh well. Here's our favorite bit:

Speaker John Bercow actually put Skinner in time out.

Awwww....Sad Little Socialist

I gotta be honest with you people. For whatever reason I wasn't optimistic going into yesterday evening. I dunno. I just wasn't, not with the polls showing the race tightening.

We'll deal with that in another post.

Last night watching Lefty Brit Twitter was...glorious. Yes, the word is GLORIOUS. I'll take glorious for $500, Alex.

I enjoyed it. I did enjoy it so. 

Enjoy this:

That's John McDonnell, number two man in Labour, oh is he ever number two. In that clip he looks and sounds like he should feel, which is....awful, horrible, terrible, no good. Suicidal. We're not going to get in his way. 

Do stick with the clip. There's plenty of heckling and a fight breaks out. Don't ask me why a Limey bloke is wearing a Boston Red Sox cap. Maybe he's an IRA man?

Boris!

You better goddamn believe it's Boris Johnson Day here at William Stroock dot blogspot dot com.

Boris and the Tories annihilated Jeremy Corbyn and Labour, winning 364 seats. It's the biggest Tory victory since Margaret Thatcher's 1987 win. The Tories won longtime Labour constituencies and flipped large swaths of the north. Mining constituencies voted Conservative. 

Boris ran a brilliant campaign, enthusiastic and fun loving; the man looked like he was having a great time. Get Brexit Done may be the best campaign slogan this century.

Boris' Big Day....

...is tomorrow.

Breitbart has an excellent write up on where the electorate stands.

Nut graph as the J-school losers say, is that the Tories will probably win a majority but may not. A hung parliament 'cannot be rule out.' The race is tightening.

Once more we shall see if Stroock's Law applies.

It didn't with the most recent Israeli elections.

We'll stand by our prediction of observation vs data and say Boris wins handily.

[Doing so costs you nothing, mate-Ed]

Boris Breaks Through!

Say what you want about Boris Johnson, but there is no arguing against the man's sense of fun:

Polls say the race has tightened a bit but we don't buy it. When data does not match observation we choose observation. Labour is an un-electable dumpster fire of socialist Jew-hatred led by a socialist Jew-hater. Who's voting for Corbyn, that....thing?

Scoff all you like but in 2016 data told you Hillary! would win and this blog told you Trump would win. 

Where was you're data then?

London is British for California

Guido Fawkes has the latest new round up and Limey polls . Do click over.

KantarTNS: CON: 44% (+1) LAB: 32% (-) LDEM: 15% (+1) BREX: 2% (-1)
ICMResearch: CON: 42% (+1) LAB: 35% (+1) LDEM: 13% (-) BREX: 3% (-1)
YouGov – London: LAB: 47% (+8) CON: 30% (+1) LDEM: 15% (-4) BREX: 3% (-3)

The Tories are rising but so is Labour as voters left and right come home. Check out that bottom poll of London exclusively. The city looks like California on the Thames and is having a similar affect. Labour's support is concentrated in small pockets throughout the country, giving them super-majorities of voters in select seats. The seats they'll win, they'll really win, but it won't be enough. Just like the Democrats and with similar consequences. Hillary won California by three million votes but badly  lost the Electoral College.

We'll see if Stroock's Law, whereby pollsters are underestimating conservatives, still holds.

Marr to Boris: Sod Off

Guido Fawkes chronicles Andrew Marr, the degenerate communist BBC interviewer, interrupting Prime Minister Boris again and again. Marr was way more than rude, he was snarky, snappy.  Marr was, in the words of Rowan Atkinson, a complete prick.

One can see why. The British people are about to give Boris a majority after which Brexit gets done. Marr is disappointed. Marr is angry. So are the rest of the elites. They lost the vote, lost the argument and now their about to lose the election. 

First Brexit and then....why what's next? A trade deal with...with...that man? 

Boris Rises

Via Guido Fawkes we see Boris and the Tories are now topping out at 47% of the vote. This gain is coming at the expense of the Brexit Party whose voters are smartly coming home.

Labour is also surging a bit as left voters are doing the same.

Forty-seven should be enough for Boris to win a conservative majority, no? We bet a lot of that Labour support will simply deliver super-majorities in core Labour constituencies like the tonier parts of London, just like California here in the US. Jerks. 

It's easy to see why the Tories are winning. Boris' campaign is relentlessly optimistic. Get Brexit Done! is a great slogan. It's positively Trumpian.

Meanwhile Jew hating pig Jeremy Corbyn, last seen apologizing for the IRA,  promises more negotiations and another referendum. Socialists love politics, don't you know.

Hmmm...does Boris go back to Brussels and demand and even better deal?

Britain Bofo for Boris!

Boris has his election and a big lead. Guido Fawkes warns against complacency.

Wise.

After all, nullity Theresa May, worst PM since David Cameron, blew a big lead and had to form a minority government.

But Labour is a mess right now and the vile hater of Jews, Jeremy Corbyn, is just about the least popular man in Britain.

Boris has a great message: I'm the man who delivered a no-no deal Brexit. I'm the man who's getting us out of the EU. I'm the man who's putting an end to all this.

Corbyn's message: I still hate Jews.

Boris' Gom Jabar

Boris has his election, scheduled for December.

This would be what the pros call winning the argument first, then having the vote.

Boris goes to the polls having delivered a no no-deal Brexit against a disintegrating Labour Party led by a vile, socialist, Jew hater. Jeremy Corbyn is a garbage leader and human.

This blog expects the Lib-Dems to pick up a lot of seats at Labour's expense and become the head of the Loyal Opposition.

Stare into the Gom Jabar, Jeremy, you will find Boris staring back.

The Boris Maru

Brexit a true Exit?

Maybe.

Herr Farage does not seem entirely pleased, but that's his job.

This blog is cautiously optimistic.

The Commons votes on Saturday.

Boris has put Labour in an impossible situation. Vote yes and they betray Remain. Vote no and they're responsible for a crash-out, no-deal Brexit after Boris did everything he could.

Right now Boris goes to the polls as the man who delivered Brexit and will return from an election the undisputed king of British politics, vanquishing all enemies and leaving a weak and flaccid post-Corbyn Labour in his wake.

Unless they can hack the system and reprogram the computer, Labour is effed.

Oley...oley...oley…oley….Boris....Boris...

Merkel to Bojo: Drop Dead

As of this writing it looks like Brexit negotiations are dead, killed by Frau Merkel*, and No Deal proceeds full speed ahead.*

Via the indispensable Guido Fawkes, we see polls showing the Tories will wipeout Labour and the stinking socialist Jeremy Corbyn. No wonder they're keeping Parliament deadlocked.

Every word spoken by Her Majesties' Attorney General Geoffrey Cox is right true and proper. Exit question: can they bring in Cromwell?

*There's a joke in there someplace.
**Titanic joke is too obvious.

Boris to Labour, 'Come on!'

Via Guido Fawkes a poll of the British public confirms what we know, Brits want an election.

This is a zombie parliament that can do nothing. The public deserves an election to sort things out.

Proving David Cameron was the worst PM since Gordon Brown, in 2009 the chameleon formed a government with the Lib-Dems by passing a law requiring a 2/3rds majority to dissolve Parliament, undoing centuries of tradition where the PM could dissolve Parliament at will.

The left knows it will get clobbered leaving the nation with a Tory majority, a Johnsonian Tory majority.

The public is done. The public is finished. The public says, Lets just do it already. Enough.Out! Out! Out!

Below, the Prime Minister mocks, berates and humiliates Labour's vile, socialist, Jew-hating leader.

Leaders Abroad

Avigdor Liberman has deadlocked Israeli politics. Negotiations are failing and at this point there is a solid chance at a third election.

Over in Britain, the zombie Parliament is deadlocked and Boris is challenging loony Labour and their vile, socialist, Jew-hating leader to agree to an election.

In North America our Canadian correspondent thinks it's possible Justin's penchant for black face may sink him this October. He pointed to Prime Minister Jolson's falling support in the crucial Ontario 305 area codes.

Here at home this blog is aware of the rash of new polls showing Americans support an 'impeachment inquiry' which is a hell of a lot different than supporting impeachment. Expect a few more this week. Anyone wanna dig into impeachment polls from 2017? This weekend is the peak, it only goes down from here.

What can we say, Dems? We dare you. 

Dooooooo iiiiiit preeeeeciousssssssss. 

Brexit not the Perfect Exit

Mark Steyn, who knows the man, thinks Boris wants a no-deal Brexit.

At Hotair an excellent analysis of Prime Minister Boris Johnson's Brexit problems. Basically, leaving the EU without a deal might shatter Great Britain. 

The Scots are already pushing for a second independence referendum. 'Free college. Free prescriptions. No Nukes.' they promised last time around. That's a hell of a nationalist slogan, lay about, socialist, tossers. For foreign readers, when Americans think of Scots they think of iron-willed men holding fast at Waterloo or say, Normandy, tough pioneer folk breaking the land and taming the wild throughout the Empire with their accent alone. Of course Train Spotting is a more accurate depiction. Yikes.

Northern Ireland is threatening to leave the UK and reunite with the rest of Ireland. Over at the link, lot's of technical data on the Republic of Ireland/Northern Ireland Brexit issue. Huh? Our understanding was that the good Orangemen of Belfast would fight anyone to stay British, even the British. 

We will do much research on this issue next week, and intend to present our elegent solution to the problem in the pubs of Ireland.

[Which is?-Ed]

Ireland rejoins the UK.

[You do that.-Ed]

We admit we don't really see a way out of this mess with No Deal. Unless it's all bluff and bluster.

This blog says roll the dice, just walk away. Nothing will happen.

[Easy for you to say, Yank-Ed]

Quite right, quite right.