Tuesday, August 8, 2023

17.4 Stone, Whatever that is

We had excellent back to back workout days, one at the pool, one at the gym. And at the gym we hit the scale for the first time in...many, many weeks. The scale said 244. We didn't believe it, so we got on the other scale. It said 243. We actually complained to the owner, who laughed along with us. We admit to feeling a bit more svelte in recent weeks, with better fitting clothes. But we're still surprised. Let's do this, 239 by the end of the year. 

We have an appointment with our cardiologist today, the one who eight years ago put a line up our arm to our heart and said, '95% blockage.'

Obama Week, Day 2. Obama doesn't work very hard or know very much. Anyone else remember how Barry always was more interested in his NCAA brackets and didn't seem to have more than a magazine article level understanding of whatever issue he was talking about? Remember how the GOPs absolutely cleaned his clock at the healthcare summit? 

There's a reason for that. In his long Tablet article about Barry Soetoro, interviewer David Samuels asked historian David Garrow if Obama would take a seat on the Supreme Court, 'He’d be terrible because he’s too lazy. This is in the book. It goes back to him being Hawaiian. At one point, he says, “I’m fundamentally lazy and it’s because I’m from Hawaii.” That’s close to the actual quote.' 

We admit to reading the headlines and feeling nothing but despair. Trump is shooting his mouth off, DeSantis thinks it's a good idea to go on establishment news and do taped interviews. Who's telling him this?  Dems gonna win, that's the simplest way to put it. For so long as they control the means of counting...

A woman in San Francisco complains about being attacked and spit on. She's 'literally shaking right now'. JFC. She complains no one helped her. For the record, if we saw a stranger being assaulted, we'd slowly back away. Remember the lesson of Daniel Penny, the Marine bystander who tried to help. You wanted this, San Francisco. You voted for this, San Francisco. And you deserve this, San Francisco. We're glad it's happening to you. 

244 Pounds or 17.4 stone for you those of you who bow to a German usurper. England hasn't had a legitimate king since Harold Godwinson. We should be in a better goddamn mood. 

We wondered if the Barbie craze would die down after a few weeks. Never predicted, just wondered. Barbie is a huge hit. Of course it is. Barbie is a massive brand with multi-generational appeal. The movie is a cultural event. All three of our girls have seen it. It's okay. Once again, we saw Animal House at an impressionable age and the only thing we ever imitated from Delta House was toga parties. Sometimes a movie is just a movie.

So our war with the telemarketers is going well. Just this morning we got called by one of those end-of-life expense outfits and we said we really need the insurance to cover funeral costs. 'In fact, the priest is here right now giving me last rights. Hey father Callahan, you wanna say hi!'

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