We love you, cortisone. We love you. Also, muscle relaxants. We love them too. And we love the doctor that prescribed these medications. By the way, said doctor confirmed what we realized last year about gout. Don't fret about red meat. Just stay hydrated. We also finally got a decent night's sleep for the first time this week.
We are in a slightly more humanistic mood today. But still tired and sore. So were still grouchy as all-hell.
We sigh in the most Mediterranean way possible. What's on your mind, guys?
We see a GOP divided in two groups. These are Trump cultists who think they'll win by talking about the 2020 steal, and GOPe types who are baffled by the whole Rich Men North of Richmond thing, 'But we have a comprehensive tax reform plan that will spur economic growth. Just look at what we want to do with capital gains taxes...' At this point we'd support Trump for the GOP nomination because the end result will be the destruction of the GOP. Some men just want to watch the world burn. We are one of those men. Trump, Desantis, Ramaswamy (you kidding me?) it doesn't matter. So long as the Dems control the means of counting, they will win.
Interestingly, this blog is getting a bit of traffic from Iran. This wouldn't happen to have anything to do with Israel Strikes, would it?Dang, look at that. almost 600 ratings. We sent a copy to their consulate in New York and Embassy in London. We never heard back from the Iranians. Drop us a line guys. Let's talk. We don't bight.
More interestingly, someone has read this post: Plagiarize This. We've never knowingly plagiarized anything in our life. Bring it.
Whatever one wants to say about the Mets, Pete Alonso is going to go 40/100 again. And some morons in the organization are talking about unloading Alonso in the offseason. What's the matter, analytics man? Alonso's exit velocity and launch angle not good enough? For you non-baseball fans who know the game through Moneyball (Jesus Christ), Billy Beane ain't never won nuthin'.
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