Will is Coded

So this computer's AC adapter terminal gets really, really hot - when it works at all. We're no computer technician, but it looks like today or tomorrow we're going to have to get a new computer. Yesterday we gathered all of our various online passwords (IloveTrump24, TrumpWon2020, ILoveBibi4ever, NukeGaza25), in preparation for the new computer. 

Okay, what do we got this morning? 

Horrific plane crash in DC. We actually deleted a fairly long para we'd written starting with the crash and digressing to Howard Stern (IYKYK), but that little voice in our head [your conscience? Ed] that's the one, told us to delete it. We listened. Just horrific.

Former New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez was sent up the river for eleven years. Yawn.  New Jersey could have elected a perfectly good businessman and former marine in 2018, but no. New Jersey asked for Bob Menendez. New Jersey voted for Bob Menendez. And New Jersey deserved Bob Menendez. 

Related: Hot Air speculates once more that New Jersey is moving to the right. We have a governor's race this fall, so we guess we'll see. New Jersey going right? We dunno man. [What about Pennsylvania?-Ed]. New Jersey is not Pennsylvania. New Jersey is really two and a half different states with the north being in New York's orbit, the south being in Philadelphia's orbit, and Trenton/Princeton being its own thing.* We're not saying no, we're saying unlikely. 

Hamas has released more Israeli hostages before a braying mob of Gazan monsters. On the one hand Steve Witkoff says he wants the hostage deal to enter stages two and three. On the other hand, Secretary of State Marco Rubio says Hamas must not be left in power. This is a win, people. We understand the naysaying and pessimism, but learn to take the W. Learn the Art of the Deal. Bomb Gaza. 

[When you say Bomb Gaza, what do you mean?-Ed]. Bomb Gaza is a play on the old counter-hippie protest slogan from the 1960s, Bomb Hanoi. Bomb Gaza is a general expression of malice and ill will toward Gaza and Gazans. 

Update: Netanyahu has halted the release of Gazan and West Bank Person prisoners after mob greeted Israeli hostages. Good. Buses full of prisoners looking forward to their release turned back from the border and returned to prison. Even better. It seems some sort of arrangement has now been guaranteed by mediators. We'll see.

*Note: Central New Jersey is not a thing. Upon this hill we will die.